Hula and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

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2001

July 30, 2001
     Well, I'm back from my first highway ride by myself! Hilo to Waimea and back on Ernie's Yamaha Seca. I e-mailed a friend about my adventures and he wrote back, "Seca 650? That's good commuter, but no taste, haha. What did you get? And yes in the rain, riding need a lot of stamina even you have a rain-suit. Please take care your self."
     So I replied, "Yes - 650. It belongs to my former instructor, now friend. He already has a Seca, no longer running, to use for parts for the new (used) one. You are right, I found it to be very good for commuting. I think maybe at my level I do not need good taste, but a healthy meal, haha!  Right now I don't care if the bike is cool or has personality. I care that it is reliable and I can pick it up when I drop it. Ha!"
     I learned a lot of things last night - Among them: If I lie down on the gas tank, the hot air from the engine streams over me and keeps me somewhat warm. I still need to buy rain gear, so my leathers were very soggy when I arrived in Waimea! Fortunately the conference location had a dormitory room for me to rest in and hot showers - with LAUNDRY facilities, so I dried my clothing and heated everything before riding out! Oooooh - freshly warm socks inside my riding boots - very luxurious!

Edit 1/15/2007:     I wrote the following some time later, an essay pieced together from e-mails I sent to the friend mentioned above, attempting to analyze various details of that first ride. All I can think now is "God protects fools and children." I was both.

     I was asked to officiate the opening ceremonies/blessing for a conference. The conference site is about 70 miles form my home.  My beloved Jeep Cherokee, after almost 300,000 faithful and rugged miles, was no longer able to make it up the steep gullies I would have to cross to attend. Due to the large number of conferences and other events that week, there were no rental cars available on the island, and no one was able to make the 140 mile round trip to pick me up. I had just completed my MSF course, and when the conference chair and I discussed the transportation problem, I laughingly said, "Don't worry, I'll be there if I have to steal a motorcycle!"

     I then proceeded to phone each of my friends to see if I could borrow a car. Finally, Ernie had a suggestion. "No, Lei, I need my car this weekend because I have to haul a bunch of stuff. But you can take my bike." The next morning, before he headed to work, we met and he had me practice riding around in a parking lot. That afternoon, I caught a ride to his house, loaded my gear, and headed out. did I mention this was my first day off the MSF course?

     It was overcast and drizzly. As I headed toward Hamakua, a fine mist sprinkled my visor, evaporating almost as soon as it touched the warm plastic. I did not yet know I had made a major strategic error. What I did not do was check the weather report before leaving. So, unknowingly, I was riding straight for the trailing edge of an arm of a hurricane which had pounded much of the rest of the state.

     By the time I reached the gulches of Hamakua, waterfalls were dancing down the sides of the cutaways and flowing across the highway, leaving fist to basketball-sized rocks, and a slick of mud. I followed a tractor-trailer, well behind the rooster-tail, but close enough to use the somewhat clearer tire track he created before more fresh mud and rocks filled it. I chose the track closest to the centerline, reasoning that the distance from the edge would give me a better chance should a mudslide, for which the area is famous, head my way.

     Finally, the turn-off to Honoka`a appeared and I leaned the bike that way - but not enough - skittering across the painted lines, I drifted into the oncoming lane, thanking all Gods and Saints that there was no on-coming traffic. I headed for the little bead shop, which serves a high-caffeine espresso, and stopped. I put the kickstand down, and sat trembling on the bike, unable to climb off. I killed the motor and waited for feeling to return to my lower extremities.

     When my legs and feet began to burn and tingle, I decided I had not done permanent damage, and looked up at the coffee shop door. It was locked, and the red "CLOSED" sign was the brightest thing in the gathering dusk. If the shop was closed, I had less than half an hour to reach my destination - normally a half hour trip for me by car. Without getting off, I started the bike back up and continued on, almost dropping the Seca II as I tried to maneuver back onto the roadway. Youngsters in the car behind me whooped and cat-called. I was too frightened to care.

     Leaving Honoka`a, I had to negotiate one of my greatest bugaboos, which I have since practiced innumerable times. I am vain enough to say that I doubt anyone watching today would see the terror and uncertainty with which I once faced the dreaded "right hand turn uphill from a stop sign on a steeply left-sloped hill into heavy commuter traffic." The only thing worse, IMO, is the same situation, but with a left-hand turn. I am proud that considering it was my first such event, I did not stall, back-roll, or drop the bike. I did, however make a Gott-hawful racket revving the engine and slipping the clutch!

     At the final turn up the street to the conference site, I had to cross a dip downslope of a freshly bulldozed field. The mud, I later saw, was above the rims of my tires. I could see the wakes of the rocks in the brown soup, and was exceedingly grateful for extra practice my MSF instructor had given me in the cone weave.

     Once out of the soup, I had to negotiate a sharp turn, and then ease the bike over a freshly painted, and quite high, speed bump, immediately coming to a stop at the guard shack.

     Peering at the security guard through the thickening rain, I tried to understand his directions, which eventually led me up a pine-needle covered drive and onto a flagstone-paved path. The covered parking he had promised was more lovely water-coated flagstones immediately in front of a huge plate glass window, behind which the conference attendees were having supper.

     I slowly and gracefully lined the bike up with my parking spot, and "hands pull, feet press, step down," came to a perfect stop. I must have relaxed some during the latter portion of the trip, because my legs were working fine. I swung off the bike and proceeded to remove my helmet. Blinded by the chin bar, I felt a heavy pressure on my right thigh. Dropping my helmet, I caught the bike and managed to ease the fall slightly, only bending the clutch lever. Too exhausted to pick the bike up myself, I asked for help. The bus boys were very kind about assisting in lifting my ride. 

     I unloaded the bike and performed my duties.

     Still exhausted, I dropped the bike again while trying to turn it around to go to my room. I had not planned on spending the night, but my trembling legs and twitching hands convinced me.

     I went to bed about 11:00 pm, slept until about 2:30 am or so, and then headed home. I had to work that morning at 6:00, and then the next day return to the conference.

     The weather had cleared and the full moon lit the road ahead of me. The cool air chilled my cheeks, but my legs were warmed by the heat from the engine. If I leaned forward, the warm air collected in a pocket under my chest.

     The moonlight was so bright that the raindrops balanced on the sugar cane I passed glittered, casting sparks of color into the air. Perhaps two or three cars lit the road ahead of me, causing me to watch the white line to my right, and then passed on, pools of light and a pair of red dots shrinking in my mirrors. My own headlamp was a source of comfort, and I began to lose the terror the previous day had engendered. The hum of the engine was soothing at about 4,000 RPMs, which translated to around 45 MPH on that grade.

     My comfort zone began rapidly shrinking as the gulches drew closer. In some places, the road has a third lane for passing, as a heavily laden truck must be in low gear to climb out. But this is not true in all of the bends.

     Remembering the rocks and mud of a few hours before, I slowed to about 25 mph, and eased near the center. Cars have been crushed by rocks falling from those cliffs. I do not ride near the walls. And though the road had been cleared, the shoulders still were covered in rocks, mud, branches, and broken glass. Why some people find throwing beer bottles at the cliffs amusing, I do not know.

     Approaching a bend, I noticed the lights of an oncoming vehicle - high and throwing a long pool. Most certainly a large truck. I started drifting toward my right, to be equidistant between the shoulder/cliff and the truck.

     I might have thought that the oncoming tractor-trailer had unusually bright lights. But if I thought that, I might also have attributed the brightness to the moon shining down between the cliffs. It was neither. It was the lights of another tractor-trailer, overtaking the first, and fully in my lane.

     My certainty that I must avoid the debris-strew shoulder was equal to my terror of the oncoming truck. I had not yet reached the center of my lane, and, I suspect, instinctively the driver of the truck swerved toward his left, either to avoid me, or to avoid the other truck. I headed between the trucks, between the two yellow stripes.

It was like her instructor's voice was shouting inside her helmet, "LOOK AT YOUR LINE OF TRAVEL!!! LOOK ONLY AT YOUR LINE OF TRAVEL!!!" And she was between the trucks but couldn't see them, she could only see a double yellow stripe before her front tire, and then she was in the clear rolling along the most beautiful strip of shining wet asphalt ever laid!

     Why did I choose that path? Sometimes I think an angel grabbed my handlebars and pulled me through. Sometimes I think it was sheer blind luck. Sometimes I think it was an instinctive reaction - I saw the tires of the two trucks turn slightly away from me, and honored that in my own response. Or perhaps it was even more basic an instinct than that - like a rabbit, I dove for the clearest hole ahead of me.

     I think I was in shock for the rest of the ride. Once in town, I dropped the bike two more times, a total of two drops on each side in about 14 hours. the final time was right in front of the friend who had loaned it to me, as he yelled, "THE CLUTCH! PULL IN THE CLUTCH!!!"

     I thanked him for loaning me his motorcycle, and walked home. Once safely home, I was stricken with great waves of nausea, and for several nights, I dreamed of muddy rock-strewn roads and tractor-trailers.

     Knowing what I know now, I would NEVER recommend a new rider, with no road experience, do what I did. My grandmother used to say, "God protects fools and children." I must have been both.

August 5, 2001 
      Seca has been good commuter wheels, if a bit more damp than I might always want. 
     We had the tail of a hurricane dragging over the island through most of the conference, so I've learned to ride through three inches of mud (eeeeeeewwww), three inches of running water, dodge Hamakua road rocks (BOY am I glad Ernie gave me extra offset cones practice), and use the engine for a personal space heater. Mostly it was misting from Hilo to Honoka`a, and then pouring from Honoka`a to Waimea. Hawi side of Kamuela Town it would be misty again. 
     Thursday it was POURING from Hilo to Hawi. By Friday the romance was starting to wear off, and I was kind of dreading yet another day of playing Rider of the Storm. But Laupahoehoe to Honoka`a was to make angels sing and I got mostly dried out in the warm wind. The storm had scrubbed everything clean, each blade of grass was catching the light in shimmering dew drops and throwing rainbows in the air. The ocean was shining such a bright blue it almost hurt my eyes, and the sky was even brighter. How joyous!

August 9
     I now have my OWN motorcycle! He is a Honda Nighthawk - CB450SC. Purchased him from Kaiser Honda in Kailua and drove him home today. His name is `Io-i-ka-po, Hawk in the Night.


August 15  
     I'm sooooooooooooooo happy!  
     I can start from an up-hill stopsign without falling over or killing the motor. I'm sooooooooooooooooooooo happy!

     It's the little things that count.  

August 16
     Today I was stopped in traffic, and a girl in a truck with extended fenders decided to change lanes and squeeze through - I could not back up, and she did not respond to my Nighthawk's "beep! beep!" Her right rear fender caught my front tire and dragged me over. Glad I was wearing a heavy long-sleeved jacket/shirt. That would have been some serious road rash.
     I called Ernie to help me get the bike started. I thought it had broken, but it was just flooded. WHEW!

August 17  
    
Wow! It sure has been fun commuting on two wheels instead of four! But I don't think replacing a 4WD high-luggage-space vehicle was really what motorcycles were designed for. At Keola Beamer's conference earlier this week I came in for some teasing showing up with the bike loaded down with rolls of lauhala, ti leaves for lei making, baggies of feathers, etc. Had to take the class materials in stages. Fortunately a friend with a van took the tools, leftovers, etc. at the end of the conference and hauled it all back to Hilo for me, so I only had to carry a couple of bags back.
     Had fun riding the Old Red Road Roller Coaster. The Nighthawk's suspension didn't feel like it would be good to take airborne, but `Io and I did have fun seeing how CLOSE we could get to zero-G while still maintaining contact between tires and asphalt!  
     My log book says I'm now averaging 100 miles per day since I bought `Io. Yesterday was out to Kapa`au to meet a client - 187 miles RT from my hale. Fun, fun, fun going from Waimea to Kawaihae! I was a bit concerned, however when I went through a couple of spots of strong crosswinds. I was kind of wishing I was back on the Seca. I think another hundred pounds down low would have helped. It's kind of a strange sensation to be leaning so far over and not turning. Also, I'm more ma`a to drifting sideways across water than across a street - a bike is NOT a canoe. And, I kept worrying that the wind would suddenly STOP! Wind died down by evening, so coming home was more comfortable.  

August 24  
     I danced with my motorcycle! I went up to Pu`u Huluhulu this AM to practice yesterday's lessons. Struggled all the way up - right hand corners were coming along, but left handers were AWFUL! Tried to stay in the right-hand tire track at a steady 50, but was all over road as well as the speedometer. Got to Pu`u Huluhulu and practiced tight figure-8s at varying speeds on the dirt and pahoehoe. I figure if I can master them there, I can do them on asphalt. A ways to go, but only felt a need to stick my foot out once.
     Coming home, continued to (slooooooowly) improve my right hand curves, but the lefties remained a problem - Then I got distracted by the incredible beauty I was driving through, took a deep breath and kind of forgot I was doing something new, difficult, and scary. WOW! What an incredible feeling! Am I weird, or is this is why people get addicted to their motorcycles -  
     All of a sudden it was as if I could see farther down the road, even where it disappeared. And it seemed like I just KNEW where the bike and I were in relation to the environment. It was as if I could feel what the road was going to do, even more than see it, and it felt as if my body was echoing the turns of the road. There was an incredible fluidity and lightness, but at the same time, I had more control of the bike than ever before. For a few brief moments, it was as if all conciousness of the distinctions between myself, the motorcycle, and the environment slipped away, and to be anywhere on the road, all I had to do was be there. I didn't have to think "look," or "lean," or "roll," or "press," or anything. Head, hands, hips, knees, bar, weight, wheels, all were one holistic entity delighting in dancing with a strip of time and space in incredible beauty.  
     Does that make sense? Or do I sound like I had an intense brush with hypothermia up there? My hands are only now starting to warm up.

August 31  
     OK, I figured it out. If I put my jacket over the instrument housing and use it for a pillow, I can put my feet on the luggage rack and take a nap on the bike.   
     Also learned that for cross-island hauls I can just pull over, stay sitting on `Io, cross my arms on the bar and put my head down for 5 minutes and I'm ok for another 45 to an hour. 
     But now that I have actually gone out and purchased (OUCH!!!) saddlebags, I can travel in luxury, taking along my sleeping bag and a ground cloth. If it's raining, I'm back up on the bike and the drop cloth goes over BOTH of us. There are times when I really miss the Cherokee. Trailer will be a little while - new chain, etc. has priority.
     Got $100 for the Cherokee, best of three offers:
          #1 wanted me to pay $45 for him to come get it.
          #2 would come get it and not charge me.
          #3 gave me $100 cash. He has a couple of others at his lot. His son will turn the three into one functional South Point Surf-mobile. I guess mine has the best tranny, one of the others has a decent motor, and the third actually doesn't have too much rust. I was really glad I got down to Bayfront 15 minutes before he arrived - Had to add fluid, pump up the clutch, bleed the lines, and futz with the wires. After he agreed to pay me, he climbed out of the car to give me my money, and the door fell off. It was like something out of a Three Stooges movie. Hey - I gave him three boxes of spare fuses, spare belts, and a box of clutch and power steering fluid. That's $50 right there!

September 2
     The ride from Hilo to Kona was BEAUTIFUL - left my home about 3:00 a.m., broke above the clouds at about the 15 mile marker. Deep blue sky and hard pointed stars behind, a milky moonlit sky ahead. At the lava flats, high altitude clouds drew two perfect concentric moonbows about the moon, circling her with bands of opalescent color. 
     The cold, though, was biting, and I had to warm my hands on the engine as they kept going numb - and that was WITH my Kevlar-and-Thinsulite gauntlets! When I got lower again, I stopped and pulled out my thermos of coffee and watched the clouds cross the moon as I drank, warming my hands on the hot cup. I un-Velcro-ed my gauntlets, and wrapped them around the pipes, and sat with my socks up against the housing so that I would have warm hands and when I started again!  
     I came over for the Motorcycle Rodeo, a fundraiser for Toys for Tots. Very fun day - I had never done any such thing before. Much different than I had anticipated or been told to expect. Very family, and I will have a couple of new hula students join the Kona contingent of the halau.  
     After we were pau cleaning up last night, the rest of the crew stayed at the old Hilton, but I decided to go home via Ka Lae, forging Saddle Road as I  was not wanting to get so cold again within 24 hours. I drove by friends' homes, but they looked like they were already into their plans and I did not want to disturb them. 
     WOW! Went down to the point and headed out over one of the old roads until I felt too guilty to keep using `Io for an Enduro. Parked behind a kiawe bush and pulled out my sleeping bag. The moon was so bright it was hard to see her features without hurting your eyes. Shadows were hard and sharp edged, each blade of grass and twig of kiawe defined by black outlines. `Io stood like a pony in an old western, faithful and enduring, waiting for me in the moonlight. I slept maybe an hour and a half, but the moon was so bright and beaconing I could not waste such a perfect night by sleeping. 
     So home we ran, taking the most interesting possible routes. As one mechanic friend says, the Honda 450cc is a "happy" sounding engine - when we pass cut-aways or solid banks of trees it has a throaty chuckle, and in wide places it sings with laughter. Had to go on reserve at the top of Mt. View and just made it into the Kea`au Shell station. (Thank goodness for cell-phones! Worst case scenario - I'd have had to pull over and phone my road-side assistance plan and have them bring me a jug of gas. ) Walked in the door to my hale and looked at the kitchen clock - 3:00 a.m. - I had left at 3:00 a.m. the morning before.

September 5
     I was sooooooo tired today. Got home from running errands and I was simply trying to put the kickstand down, leaned it over too far tried to catch it, stuck my foot in a grease puddle, and ended up sitting on the garage floor with the Nighthawk in my lap like a big steel dog.

September 18
     It's amazing how fast one's perspective can change. I've been without the Cherokee for almost two months now, and been riding a motorcycle as primary transportation for about 40 days. My friend Rod came over for diner and then offered to drive us down to Kosmic Cones for dessert. I was AMAZED at how thrilled I was to be able to RIDE in a CAR! It was such a TREAT!  Wow! It's dry and warm, carries lots of stuff, and doesn't fall over if you do something wrong! You don't even have to put your foot out when you stop!
     The other evening, after hula practice, I asked a Japanese friend who is a Honda mechanic to listen to `Io because I was hearing a strange hissing sound. He said, "Oh, that is kamuchen." Kamuchen - I know it's a Japanese bike, but even still, people generally refer to the parts by English names. I've read my Clymer cover-to-cover over and over. I cannot figure out what it is, a "kamuchen." Suddenly I realize, it's a "cam chain." Duhhh.

October 1, 2001
     It is a full moon tonight. I continue my love affair with moonlight riding.
     Coming down the Saddle the trees were drawn in black ink on dust-grey silk. The clouds formed a sea of undulating opal. I dropped into the clouds, and they parted and swirled around me, almost tangible, chill breath in my face, then misted away. Coming around a bend, my headlight swept across a pale owl which lifted on silent wings and paced me, left wingtip almost touching my right hand. When the road curved left, my friend banked right, leaving me with an afterimage of  grace.

October 8, 2001
     Well, I thought I'd been through some pretty stiff winds, but last Friday taught me different. Hawaiians love to name things, and when it comes to wind - we have a name for each kind and direction of wind from every district of our islands.
     Riding through the district of Kohala, I had the opportunity to experience Ka Makani Apa`apa`a (he Parching Wind) from the back of my Honda Nighthawk 450. What an interesting experience! I do not have a wind-speed indicator on my bike, but a couple of gusts hit me from behind, skidding me briefly forward. For a while I had a steady tailwind. My speedometer read 60 mph, and the breeze across my face was so gentle, it felt as if I was not even moving. Heading into the wind I had the throttle rolled all the way open and was barely able to make 50 mph in 4th and 5th gears. In my 6th gear, I just bogged down.
     When the side winds swept around me, I had to keep driving toward the shoulder as I was being blown across the road. I also had the added challenge of carrying a load (I was supposed to do a hula show so I was carrying costumes, my ukulele, and a set of Hawaiian drums on the back of the bike), so the effect was as if I had a sail on the back of the bike. When the wind would catch my load, the back of the bike would be swept sideways.
     One of the more interesting sensations was that of leaning the bike toward the outside of turns to get around them - basically driving away from the turn and letting the wind blow me around the corner. My great fear was that the wind would suddenly die during the maneuver.
     When I reached home, I phoned and e-mailed several really experienced riders and asked how I should have handled strong, gusting, shifting winds. I was told the best way is to stay off the road.
     In this case, that was not an option. By the time I realized that the winds were a serious challenge, I was out in the middle of lava flats, no shelter, and there was a serious possibility that the wind would blow into a full storm, which would have left me trapped out there, at least an hour drive from the nearest shelter. So, with that long preamble, here is a link to Hula Rider's Tips on Riding in the Teeth of the Wind.

October 15, 2001
     Dumped ol' whatz-iz-face today. After he proposed, when we were discussing the specifics of integrating two lives, he said, "And of course once we are married you won't need the bike. I'll sell it for you." I was so shocked I didn't say anything then, but as soon as he got home I e-mailed him that everything was off. He still thinks there was another guy. But I just figure that anyone who would want a person to give up something they love so much will be problematic in other areas, too. 

October 31, 2001
     Happy Halloween!

"Like a true nature's child, I was born, born to be wild!

Bo-o-o-o-o-orn to be wild!"



It's not the heat that gets to you, it's the fleas.

 


Ummmm, yes, it really is Hula Rider.








December, 2001

It's been a challenging year since 9/11. The economy has been the pits. I've had to take on a bunch of little part-time jobs to make ends meet. Thank the Lord for my bike! I could not have afforded to keep a car on the road.

And I can still carry a bunch of stuff - paint and tools! And who would have thought that a Honda Nighthawk can double as a lawn tractor!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Learning to get comfortable with your bike

     Practice, practice, practice! For those of us starting to ride in middle age, a planned program of practice is a HUGE help.
     I go out at odd hours when there is little traffic and practice my trouble spots (like uphill stopsigns with right-hand turns) until I am confident and comfortable. Then, where there is traffic, I can concentrate on the other drivers and  assorted road hazards, rather than trying to figure out how to get my bike to do what I want.
     Some of the very BEST training around is the Motorcycle Safety Foundation RiderCourse. In the State of Hawai`i, for only $150, over four days  you get 10 hours of  "groundschool," 14 hours on one of their practice motorcycles, a textbook, and access to some really well trained instructors. For many of us, finding a bike to learn on is a real challenge. After all, who is going to loan out a few-thousand dollar machine to someone who is certainly going to break it a few times? 
     The MSF RiderCourse takes students through a building-block style training program in which skills are taught and layered in a logical and progressive fashion. As a teacher, I was truly impressed with the methodology and effectiveness of the program.

     While the course is fun, safety is always foremost, and learning to predict and prevent accidents comprises a large part of the training. The course also helps students to decide which type of motorcycle is best for them.
     Since graduating (which got me out of my road test and saved 15% on my insurance) in May of 2001, I've met many new people, and made dear new friends. I may have embarked on this new project as a response to my "mid-life crisis," but whatever it took, I sure am glad I did finally decided to

Live my Dream!